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- You're never too old to learn something stupid.
- Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
- Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
- Don't run. You'll just die tired.
- Don't steal. That's the government's job.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
- Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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